Thursday, November 15, 2007

Tact

Here is an actual email I received today.

Tomorrow the Department of Cell Biology and Anatomy will be having a luncheon in the elevator lobby on the 6th floor. At the request of the Department, please travel to the Gross Anatomy Lab by taking the elevator to the 5th floor and the stairs (nearest to the lab) up to the 6th floor. Please avoid the main elevator lobby. Thank you for your cooperation in this.

And this is my interpretation.

Students, you literally stink. The repulsiveness of your even transient presence would ruin appetites, and needless to say any food sharing space with you untouchables would be unfit to eat. Stay the hell away from our luncheon. Love, The Department of Cell Biology and Anatomy.

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